sadbisexual:

people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man

(via freepolarbearrides)

th3ic3qu33n:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

WHAT

th3ic3qu33n:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

WHAT

(via one-apocalypse-after-another)

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everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via dragqueenstriders)

mayangelsfall:

Soooooo, do any tall, dark, handsome, and scruffy men want to throw me against a wall in a sexy way?

(via old-borrowed-blue)

atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

(via avengingthelevisquad)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via crunksalad)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via biscuitsandcookies)

qualifiedyetsluttynurse7:

nentindo:

raptorific:

raptorific:

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

I told you so.

whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

image

(via angell-with-a-shotgun)

ilovesafo:

Now I like her even more

ilovesafo:

Now I like her even more

(via handclapproductions)

in-love-with-my-bed:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

image

(via mkhunterz)

blackbarmitzvahs:

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Don’t fuck with tumblr women

blackbarmitzvahs:

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Don’t fuck with tumblr women

(Source: suzziepsyche, via justabitofpassion)

flikky:

creamsicles-r-delicious:

i n s p i r a t i o n a l

Oh my God watch the trailer old lady lesbians breaking each other out of nursing homes and running from the law and God I need to see this movie.

(via anoiftehorceater)

slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

(Source: clannyphantom, via rebekahnyan)